My tip of the day: Find a cute individual who can do EVERYTHING. Woo them, marry them, then convince them to move to your hometown and buy the most disastrous monstrosity in London. Continue to be in awe when you come home from work and every day there is a brand new project completed.
Case in point: Ian bought this old reclaimed barn board and made a harvest table. Just made it. No lessons. When I asked him how he knows how to make a table he replied, "I just made it".
Footnote: Jodie just arrived and said "what a beautiful table! you need to change the benches immediately. the top of those benches suck-change them to match the table top".
Okay, nothing like motherly love.